On last night's Tonight Show, Conan invited William Shatner to recite Sarah Palin's rambling farewell speech in the form of a beat poem, and it was obviously amazing. William Shatner could read from Sarah Palin's phone book, and I would be like, "To infinity and beyond!"

If only John McCain had picked William Shatner as his running mate, maybe McCain would have had a shot at the presidency. And we also would have finally broken the hack actor glass ceiling. Oops, I forgot Ronald Reagan totally destroyed that ceiling back in the 80's.

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