Megan Fox Rejects Seth Rogen
Megan Fox may be super hot, but her heart is so cold it is the closest science comes to achieving absolute zero. There is no molecular motion in her heart! She even snubbed Seth Rogen, the poster child for schlubby stoners who win over insanely attractive women. Rogen talked about the snub on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Rogen was probably lucky he didn't hit it off with her. I hear Megan Fox eats the male's head after intercourse. I heard she lays her eggs inside the carcass of her mate's corpse and drinks the blood from his engorged member. What I'm saying is she is a monster for rejecting Seth Rogen!
After the jump, I have an exclusive photograph taken backstage after Megan Fox refused to kiss Seth Rogen.
I didn't even think while photoshopping this image. I just let the muses of the internet work through me.
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