As John Oliver illustrated on last night's Daily Show, there are basically two kinds of businessperson one can choose to become. There are those who violate all rules of ethics, morality and human decency in the name of making a blood-stained buck only to have their lives shattered as they're torn away from their families and mistresses and shipped off to do decades of hard time in prison, and there are those who don't get caught.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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