August 21st 1:27PM by
Gonzalo Cordova
Protect Yourself, Fools!
The world is filled with so many dangers. The way I protect myself is by never leaving my apartment. On the down side, the lack of human interaction is slowly driving me insane. On the plus side, did you know lizard people were controlling the world? If you're not into the whole being crazy thing, here's some advice from comedians on how to best protect yourself from the world's many dangers. Here's Kurt Metzger on how to protect yourself from your own mouth.
Click here to check out the rest of the lessons for protecting yourself.
Click after the jump to get advice from Julian McCullough on how he protected himself from a bad break-up.
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