So, you wanna make a baby. Jumped on the bandwagon, did ya? Seems like everybody wants to make babies these past couple dozen or so millennia. Well, forget all that junk about birds and bees; that's the way your grandparents used to make babies. And it's lame.

Instead, take Stephen's sound advice. It's guaranteed to make either a baby or a baby-shaped thing…



And remember: If, after watching that video, you're not deeply ashamed, you didn't watch it right.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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