Michael Loftus Hates Pinky Toes
I am assuming that Michael Loftus's extended family reads this blog. I make this assumption based on a previous assumption that everyone ever reads this blog (btw, how's it going Dutch Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende who also reads this blog?). Anyway, everyone in Michael Loftus's extended family should refrain from mentioning pinky toes during Thanksgiving dinner because the dude hates them.
Let's keep our conversation on something we can all agree on, like health care reform or the other bigger toes. You should be especially careful not to mention this quote from the Wikipedia page on the pinky toe…
The fifth toe (or the little toe)… is considered to be the most important toe for strength of balance…
Shut up, Wikipedia!
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