Demetri Martin is so smart, he could easily have a really prestigious job like an economist or a physicist or a bank teller. But lucky for us, he's chosen to put his mind into making us laugh. Of course, he also makes us think, so he's a 2-for-1 deal. That's why I call him the ice cream cake of comedy. Well, that and because I just really want some ice cream cake. Anyway, enjoy this collection of brainy Demetri Martin bits. It's the ice cream cake of video lists.

Findings



More clips after the jump. Meanwhile, the first season of Important Things with Demetri Martin is out on DVD this week. You should buy it.

Some Data About Brains



The SAT



Where Jokes Go



Social Networking



Greater Than or Equal To



Writing a Book in the Fifth Person



Video Resume



Some Data About Coolness



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Bonus: Demetri's 224-Word Palindrome, Dammit I'm Mad

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled?
I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.