One time, after dinner, my cousins bet me that I couldn't eat all of the leftover ham. I'm not going to lie, it was a lot of ham, and I had already eaten a full dinner. But I persevered and a couple dry heaves later, I was $20 richer. The point here is, like Jon Stewart, I know what pride feels like. In fact, this is the exact speech I gave after I finished the ham.

After the jump, Stephen Colbert has a slightly different response to The Daily Show's Emmy win.

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