Andy Warhol famously said, "In the future, everyone will be tased for fifteen minutes." Well, if you saw last night's Colbert Report, you know the future is now. Everyone from old men to soccer moms to noteworthy douchebags are getting tased. Tasing is basically the new Twittering, except Twitter doesn't make you involuntarily lose control of your bowels.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.