October 6th 11:37AM by
Matt Tobey
Secret Girlfriend-Approved Awkward Boners
Let's face it, there are a lot of awkward boners out there on the internet. So, how can you know if you're getting the highest quality awkward boners? Well, it's hard. Luckily, AwkwardBoners.com has released a collection of awkward boners bearing the Secret Girlfriend seal of approval. Simply click the below image, and you can rest assured that you'll only be getting the finest in state-of-the-art awkward boners. And tune in this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c for the series premiere of Secret Girlfriend, right after an all-new South Park.
Incidentally, I've never personally had an awkward boner. My boners are consistently wieldy and elegant.
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