I didn't know if you knew this, but Nick Swardson has been around forever. He may look like he's only thirty-three years old, but that's all plastic surgery and CGI. In actuality, he is tweventy-seventerson, which is a new number I had to make up to describe how old he is. You can gain his wisdom accumulated over the ages by buying his new special Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted? out on DVD today. Here's a short clip of his adventures as an Immortal.

More clips and an embeddable audio widget after the jump.