Before They Get Stale: Michael Blaiklock, Tracy Morgan and Louis C.K.

Secret Girlfriend's Michael Blaiklock is breaking new ground in the field of mimegician. [The Moon]

Usually the only thing that comes out of artist's butts are their ideas, but a Virginia teacher, who was recently fired for his art, is now auctioning off a butt portrait (a portrait painted with his butt cheeks) of Stephen Colbert for charity. [Newswer]

Here's a taste of Tracy Morgan's new audio book I Am The New Black. As I once heard Morgan say in his stand-up, "This isn't Channel 6 Tracy Morgan" [Gawker]

Some wonderful nerd spliced together every single Kramer entrance from Seinfeld. Why didn't Jerry just lock his door? [The Daily What]

Michael Jai White and Scott Sanders talk about making Black Dynamite. I wonder if they know that Fred Williamson is not very happy about being parodied? [Movieline]

Newark's Mayor Cory Booker, who's been feuding with Conan O'Brien, will appear on Friday's Tonight Show. If you're worried Booker will be homesick for his town of Newark, don't worry, the smog in LA will make him feel right at home. [TV Squad]

Fox announced it will air Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show, a variety show sponsored by Microsoft. The special will contain no commercials, but it will freeze and have to be rebooted every five minutes. [LA Times]

Louis C.K. rids himself of MySpace and Facebook. But how will he get SexyGurlXX69's message that she thinks he is cute and wants to chat in private? Not to mention all the quizzes he's going to miss out on! [Louis C.K.]

Sirius XM will be launching a Monty Python channel this Friday. It's only going to be around for ten days, but that's better than most forty year old comedy groups. Where's your Siruis XM radio channel, SCTV? Nowhere, that's where! [Popwatch]