You're fat. It's just probability. Statistically speaking, if you throw a cheeseburger in America, it's more likely to hit a fat person than a nonfat or reduced-fat person, and not just because they're a bigger target. That's right, as Stephen Colbert reported on last night's Colbert Report, 2/3 of American adults are overweight or obese. Like it or not, fats are the new majority, and they're demanding to be heard. Right after they finish this bite.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.