The great Greg Giraldo (or Triple-G, as I've been calling him for the past five minutes) has a new DVD out today called Midlife Vices. It's very funny, but don't take my word for it. Just see for yourself in these DVD-exclusive clips. I know what you're thinking, "How can they be DVD-exclusives if I'm watching them on a blog? This blog doesn't even look like a DVD." But that's just what The Matrix wants you to think.



Another DVD-exclusive clip is after the jump along with an embeddable widget with video and audio clips.

And if you prefer to let your imagination paint the pictures, Midlife Vices is also available in an audio version. Click here to buy it from iTunes.