David Cross Visits the Altered State of Druggachusetts with Obama
David Cross is not a man you want to challenge. Intellectually. Physically (I guess? It goes along with the point I'm about to make. Plus he is capable of growing a much more rad beard than me, so yes). Or narcotic-ally.
Gavin McInnes, a friend of Cross's and founder of Street Carnage, says that he snorted a bit of cocaine while visiting the now defunct DEA museum five years ago with Cross. The act (pictures can be found here) was a daring piece of irony, and after getting away with it, McInnes said to Cross, "Top that."
Lesson learned for McInnes. Cross has apparently started admitting (although it's not yet clear if he is joking) that he snorted cocaine while sitting yards away from President Obama at the White House Correspondents Association dinner. McInnes's article includes what appears to be screenshot of the e-mail that Cross sent to him informing him that he'd been one-up'd. But Cross himself even says that he has photos to prove that he did it.
Wow. I mean, sure, we're all going to do a collective palm-to-face smack once the news media starts drawing some convoluted connections to this with Obama and a love for cocaine. But for now, it's clear: Cross is one man you don't double-dog-dare to impress your girlfriend. He apparently will only smirk, clank his steel balls together, and take a bump of coke right next to the Secret Service.
-Intern Carl Baker
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