When (SPOILER ALERT!) William Shatner accepted the Ultimate Scream award at Spike's Scream 2009 ceremony (Judi Dench was robbed!), he showed off some of the ribbing skills he picked up at his Roast by confronting JJ Abrams about not casting him in Star Trek.

I smell a Trekker Civil War (smells a lot like Mountain Dew and tears). Pick a side, nerds!

For more, be sure to watch Spike's Scream 2009 tonight at 10pm / 9c.