Have you created a video for the second round of The Colbert Nation Interview Simulator (made possible by Coke Zero) yet? If not, you had better hop to it, because you've only got a week left. Though, I have to be honest, you're going to be hard pressed to top this kid. I recommend watching this video with a damn good cup of coffee. Just make sure there aren't any fish in the percolator.

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