Stephen Colbert is a 40-foot-tall unicorn born on the surface of The Sun to Mother Teresa and Abraham Lincoln 10 million years from now. His hair is made of a tangible manifestation of Batman's jealousy and Einstein's respect. His singing voice is responsible for ending world hunger, and in 1972 he invented sexual intercourse. At least that's what I read on Wikipedia before I was banned. In any case, these are the very finest Wikipedia-related clips in the history of The Colbert Report [citation needed].

The Word: Wikiality



The Word: Wikilobbying



Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales



The Word: Self-Determination



John McCain Steals from Wikipedia



Wikipedia Bans Scientologists



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