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excuse me SIR…..could I speak with you for a moment please,
AL GORE… denied an Irish man… is that discrimaNATION?
buttah….
ok
so tough ques….
avoiding TRUTH?
HAVE NO EXCUSE?
ABUSE…o' power…hOUR after hOUR…..
sPEEEEDracer….y did they or were so quick 2 replace her??!!!