Comments on: Miracle Whip to Colbert: We Will Own You

By: V2Blast

V2Blast — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:01:53 +0000

I wonder how many of these people don't realize that Miracle Whip, like Stephen Colbert, is joking. I'm sure they're fans of Colbert as well.

By: Diego

Diego — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:44:32 +0000

You go MW. Mayo sucks.

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By: Running Latw Gynoid

Running Latw Gynoid — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:46:28 +0000

we need a unanimous vote on the genius of this campaign for all mayo products – I don't even buy mayonaisse excet for when I want to make potato or egg salad
Yet I went out and bought Blue Plate Mayonnaise and slathered it on selicious sausage sandwich

By: phatface

phatface — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:57:11 +0000

This is the funny stuff!!!
Kudos to MW, for playin' along,
Stephen, You phuckin' rock!

Cheers,
phat

By: Scampi

Scampi — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:05:11 +0000

LONG LIVE TEAM MAYO

By: JungDemographic

JungDemographic — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:34:26 +0000

By the way…

The letter says: "We're raising Hell, man."

Isn't "Hellman" a brand of MAYONAISSE ? Ha!

By: JungDemographic

JungDemographic — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:32:33 +0000

By the way…

The letter says: "We're raising Hell, man."

Isn't "Hellman" a brand of MAYONAISSE??

By: JungDemographic

JungDemographic — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:30:20 +0000

Whatever… doesn't change the fact that Miracle Whip tastes like absolute sh!t.

By: Scottieman

Scottieman — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:22:56 +0000

I concure the MW people need to eat there zippy crap on roofs in fear of being sniped by MAYO eaters. They lack technology and hipness. I eat mayo and have a stanless steel grill, I also have a camcorder that is not the size of a cinderblock. I also no longer have a blowup pool from the 80's I have a hot tub with a bilt in TV that raises out of it.

By: Tim H.

Tim H. — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:34:38 +0000

Miracle Whip is the ONLY sanwich spread. Mayo sucks!!!!

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:44:54 +0000

It seemed to me that this was all in good fun, i personaly couldn't stop laughing that night. the people who are saying that they hate mw because of their hate commercials, relax. theyre making money off eachother, Colbert was hilarious and mw was funny also, whoever is planning on boycotting mw are only making themselves look crazy.

By: Nemo

Nemo — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:07:37 +0000

Are seriously none of you impressed by the balls on Miracle Whip? Seriously, most companies would have ignored Stephen, but atleast one had the brass ones to try to take on Colbert. I must say the adds seriously suck, I just applaud the people from Kraft for showing some serious sac, something Stephen greatly appreciates as we all know. I don't care whatsoever if I'm eating Miracle Whip or regular mayonaise, and anyone who does is a dandy.

By: James Oliver Burrows

James Oliver Burrows — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:38:01 +0000

Mr. Colbert. I wish to inform you of the origins of the name "Miracle Whip" . It was first coined in a small rural Catholic school in Massachusetts. A gang of French Canadian thugs slithered across the border and took up residence in this formally all American hamlet. Trouble soon broke out. Epithets in French were scrawled on the walls of the courthouse. Little Accent marks began to appear over the “e”s in formally pristine words and American children began sneering at their elders and saying “eh yeh” at the end of their sentences. Something had to be done.

Into this chaos lumbered the monochrome visage of Sister Dominic The Terrible. Armed with nothing more then her ecclesiastical rope belt she lashed out at the evildoers wherever she found them. Greasy slicked back hair was washed and trimmed into respectable Princeton’s. Pegged pants were loosened and once again became trousers. And surly youth cringed at their stations with their hands neatly folded ON TOP of their desks. All because of this small nun and her lash of a sash.

Word of the transformation traveled far and wide. Parents of unruly children prayed to Sister Dominic for support. And children with evil intent lived in constant fear of Sister Dominic and her “Miracle Whip”.

And now you know the rest of the story

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:59:02 +0000

what's all this about Modern Warfare 2?

By: Brendan

Brendan — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:06:00 +0000

People who comment on here are dumb. I think its hilarious that MW, who I didnt think even had a marketing department, did these commercials. Shows you that some huge companies still have a sense of humor. Boycott MW? Thats sad to think thats the first place you go. Im going to go buy a jar on my way home now.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:04:41 +0000

Wow… I thought the fans of Mr. Colbert were smarter than this…

So I'm AWFULLY curious, here. Did the letter's sheer sarcasm whiz by all of your heads? If not, then there be trolls here… many. (In fact, Stephen's 'trolling' of MW was in fact trolled by MW, which may have in fact trolled the readers!) Good trolling, here… Muy impressivo! Mi gato es grande.

Love the show! Love the fact that Comedy Central is the nation's source for REAL news!

By: Henry

Henry — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:14 +0000

I have an idea for you, Steven. You should get the detainees at GITMO to make your own brand of mayonaise. You could call it " Guantono-Mayo." Copyright the new words to an old song. "I need some Guantono-Mayo. " This corrects the mispelled words in the last post.

By: Henry Creekmore

Henry Creekmore — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:35:56 +0000

I have an idea for you, Steven. You should get the detainees at GITMO to make you own brand of mayonaise. You could call it " Guantono-Mayo." Copyright the new words to an old song. "I need some Guanto-Mayo. "