58431050Will Arnett is going to be in an upcoming episode of Parks and Recreation. If his and Amy Poehler's one-year old baby guest-starred as Tom Haverford's old rowdy college roommate, it'd be like a big family reunion. [E! Online]

Speaking of Parks and Recreation, Aubrey Plaza is in this Twilight: New Moon parody. There are a ton of Twilight internet parodies going around right now? Is Twilight the new Dark Knight? (I was just killed by nerds) [College Humor]

Chris Elliot has an awesome-sounding new pilot with Adult Swim where he plays, "a veteran action star past his prime who uses the show as a soapbox for his right-wing politics and conservative paranoia." Good job, TV! [THR]

Chris Rock is apparently working on a new book, "I think it’s going to be on negative thinking. Right now the tentative title is The Secret Sucks. So whatever I get out of that. Still working though, still working." [All Your TV]

Oprah is looking for America's next comedian. I'm thinking of submitting. I hope she likes jokes about wearing penises as hats and vaginas as wigs. [Punchline]

Judd Apatow is accepting questions for a live-chat interview. I want to ask him why he released a fake trailer for one of George Simmons's movies way after Funny People had already come out. [Funny or Die]

Kumail Nanjiani will be hosting the Gotham Independent Film Awards. He's going to hobnob with Meryl Streep, the Coen brothers and Willem Dafoe! Congrats! [Variety]