November 19th 12:17PM by
Matt Tobey
Colbert on the Eggo Shortage
As Stephen Colbert reported on last night's Colbert Report, there's a critical shortage of Eggos in this country. Not since the great Toaster Strudel drought of 1998 have Americans faced a breakfast crisis of such proportions. And I don't want to add to the panic, but I heard an Eggo shortage is one of the seven signs of the apoptartclypse. Sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't make all these lame breakfast puns, but then I waffled.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
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