Someday science will give us eyes that shoot lasers. Until then, when we want to punctuate the fact that we ordered the Tagalongs and not the fucking Samoas, nothing does the trick like a good old fashioned Second-Amendment-protected six-shooter. Stephen Colbert knows what I'm talking about.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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