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By: Five-O

Five-O — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:34:16 +0000

I have two college age girls. Watching Senator Brown's victory speech made gave me and my wife the creeps. Instantly thought Silence of the Lambs and the girl with dog in the well; pshyco screaming "Precious". Doesn't Brown's wife look like Tammy Faye Baker less make-up. Food for thought;

"These are the times that try men's souls". – Thomas Paine

Five-O

By: Five-O

Five-O — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:35:55 +0000

Dear Sir,

Bravo to the Pubi’s (Republican). Amid Pubi self-flagellation one should mention Senator Brown’s wife looks like Tammy Faye with less make-up. Janet Napolitano, Director of Homeland Security, splashed on CNN today brings to mind her partner, Janet Reno. Picture Herman Muster in woman's clothes. Food for thought;

“Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise”. – Samuel Johnson

Sincerely,

Five-0

By: Five-0

Five-0 — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:28:44 +0000

Have you seen the new Dominos commercials? Dominos is self-flagellatistic about their old terrible pizza, while announcing the creation of a new, improved product. I thought I was watching a Passion of Christ pizza movie. Tiger Woods must have seen the Dominos commercial because he just issued a press release saying; "I was such a terrible husband, I wouldn’t marry Tiger Woods".

Lastly, all major news organizations currently show footage of a U.N. security guard (Caucasian, black t-shirt, white beaded necklace, green hospital shirt & pants, no name listed) being pulled from the rubble in Haiti. He looks about as injured and distressed as President Obama at his inaguration. He has no blood, dirty clothing, or signs of physical injuries; yet allegedly trapped beneath tons of concrete in the collapsed U.N. headquarters. I heard Larry King of CNN personaly hired special effects horror guru, Director Tim Burton, flown him to Haiti and he is re-shooting the rescue scenes.