Mr. Burns got the most write-in votes in the NYC Mayoral Election. The funny thing is, if he had won, he still would be among the most authentic mayors this city ever had. [Gothamist]

There's a trailer for St. John of Las Vegas, starring Steve Buscemi, Sarah Silverman and Romany Malco. [YouTube]

Artie Lange talks about doing Live at Gotham, "I purposely wanted to open up with the darkest line in the entire set… If it got too much of a moan, try to dig myself out of that hole. And I remember they were just with me from the very beginning." [NJ]

A U.S. Speedskater called Stephen Colbert, "a jerk." What?! Are you sure this guy is really a U.S. Speedskater? How do we know he's not a double agent for the Canucks? [NBC Sports]

Eddie Izzard may be playing Long John Silver in a new Treasure Island adaptation. Will it be rated AAAAARRRR? [Broadcast Now]

This is just to all the New Yorkers in the house. Did you guy's hear Derrick Comedy's Mystery Team is out in theaters on limited release? I already saw it. It's great! Go watch it! Here's a podcast talking to some members of the troupe. [Bagged and Boarded]

There's a Ghostbusters Christmas comic coming based on Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol… that or Jim Henson's Muppet Christmas Carol. I forget which one of those came first. [MTV Movies Blog]

Some wonderful internet nerd made us normal internet nerds a Christmas gift in the form of this compilation of quotes showcasing the timeless wisdom of George Costanza. [Sloshpot]