If you saw last night's Colbert Report, then you saw this crazy parasite that eats fish tongues and then becomes a replacement tongue itself. It's the stuff of nightmares, and then also the stuff of nightmares inside those nightmares that eat all the first nightmares' food. Worse yet, I can just about guarantee that in six months every kid who works at Hot Topic is going to have one.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.




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