Do you guy's remember Friendster? I wasn't on it, because I was too busy coming of age at the time (me and my friends went looking for a a dead body out by the train tracks, and then one of us became Richard Dreyfus). But I can still laugh at Friendster because its is my right as a netizen of the Usenet States of AmericAOL.

This video is part of The Onion special issue Our Annual Year, in which they take a look at the top ten stories of the past 4.5 billion years. All of it is very funny! My favorite I think is Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World because I am a dirty heretic. Merry X-mas, everyone!