I'm not a big awards show guy. It makes me jealous seeing pretty people get awards for being great at things. I sometimes wish all of our actors were ugly and awards were given to the ugliest actor of the year. That is a system that would work and makes a lot of sense. But this year Ricky Gervais will host the Golden Globes, and this video reminds me that I should watch because he is funny. I guess I'm going to have to suppress my jealousy into a compressed black diamond deep in my bowels until next year!