Isn't Winter in the Northern US great? I made snowcones last night, you guys. With real snow! I challenge you to ingest a comparable amount of mercury and animal urine by eating the sand off a sun-drenched beach. You can't do it, my friends!
But on the off chance that frozen pipes and fighting seasonal affect disorder-induced suicidal urges aren't your cup of tea, you could do a lot worse than Miami Beach. That's where The South Beach Comedy Festival will be held from January 21 through 23. There are a ton of great comics scheduled for this year like Brian Regan, John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Aziz Ansari and all these other guys (click the links for ticket info):