I didn't watch The Super Bowl last night, because I was too busy watching puppies compete in an enclosed space. That's right, I steal neighborhood puppies and force them to fight to the death for sport! What of it?! Just kidding, you guys! I watched The Super Bowl, because I am an American, and also because I like food my friends bought. Everyone knows the best part are the ads and SPIKE put them all in in one place and YAY! Here is my favorite commercial (i.e. the weirdest commercial).

Oh, I also really liked the one with David Letterman, Oprah and Leno, but everyone really liked that one, so I didn't want to highlight an ad 100 billion people were already talking about, when I could highlight an ad that only 10 billion people were talking about instead.