I can't believe spit-taking isn't an Olympic event. I guess it's probably on account of the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics can't stop fighting over which of them should get it, because spit-takes are a year-round delight. Well, if it ever does become an Olympic event, Jay Johnston will be the Usain Bolt of spit-takes. Take a look at this preview clip for tonight's episode of The Sarah Silverman Program to see what I mean.

The Sarah Silverman Program airs Thursdays at 10:30pm / 9:30c, right after Important Things with Demetri Martin.