There are two new episodes of Comedy Central Presents this week and we've got two new fill-in-the-blank interviews. First up is Owen Benjamin, who you might recognize as a correspondent on The Jay Leno Show.

Below the interview, you'll find a web-exclusive video and a preview clip from Owen's CCP which premieres this Friday at 11pm / 10c. And be sure to check back tomorrow for our interview with Pete Holmes.

I'm a comedian and…
I'm a caring sensitive man who wants nothing more than to hold you when you cry and warm you when you're cold.

Word of advice…
no matter how drunk you are don't pee in public. Use a bathroom. If you get caught twice peeing you have to register as a sex offender.

I'm not hilarious when…
I'm listening to Nickelback. I'm just really really angry .

My secret is…
not telling, hence the word "secret".

Most memorable heckle…
"your tight pants are gay". I looked down and my pants weren't tight. I found it odd that someone got drunk and mistook loose pants for tight pants.

A memoir by you…
"Born to Fly; a tall man's journey to greatness"

My extreme energy drink would be called…
"cocaine."

How would you like the world to end?
I don't, cuz then no one would read this blog.