As you may have heard this week, The American Pediatrics Association recommended this week that hotdogs be redesigned to prevent choking in children. Well, I just think that's just bologna! No, seriously, isn't bologna basically a hotdog that doesn't pose a choking hazard? The answer was right there all along, and it's first name is O-S-C-A-R. You're welcome!



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