Jon Dore is a Canadian television host and stand-up comedian, or as they say in his native land, "Joun Doure is a Canadian television houst and stand-up coumedian." His Comedy Central Presents premieres this Friday night, so we sent him some blanks, and he was kind enough to fill them in.

Word of advice…
"When farting hurts see a doctor"
- Nietzsche

I'm not hilarious when…
drinking whiskey and polishing my gun.

My secret is…
I like my coffee the way I like my women: Hot, Black, and made by my parents.

A Jon Dore Comedy Central Presents Special…
…isn't funny.

Imitation is…
…the highest form of flattery, unless you're trying to flatter someone with cerebral palsy.

Most memorable heckle…
"I should have had an abortion!"- My mother, Toronto Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club, circa 1999.

A memoir by me…
My Raped Face: On the road with the Sklar Brothers.

How would you like the world to end?
Spoiler Alert: God Farts.

After the jump, you can see a preview from Jon's CCP along with a web-exclusive clip. And be sure to tune-in to the whole show when it premieres Friday at 11:30pm / 10:30c, right after Comedy Central Presents Donald Glover.





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