On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen covered the latest in the world of eating, from inhalable food to Donna Simpson, a New Jersey woman who is actively trying to become the world's fattest woman. I like the way Simpson thinks. After all, if you take your flaws and inadequacies and just pretend you're proud of them, they cease to be flaws and inadequacies. For example, I'm working very hard to become the universe's most mediocre blogger.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.