The internet is full of rumors. I mean, that is why all of the internet experts call the web, "rumor city" (Ed. note: No one calls it that). But this rumor is particularly exciting. Conan O'Brien may be having his tour, The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour, filmed and documented documentary style…

I’m told that early talks are underway to give documentary feature treatment to O’Brien’s 30-city live comedy/music revue… but I’ve heard that Media Rights Capital has already had conversations about coming aboard as financier. Rodman Flender is in talks to direct.

You mean to tell me they are getting the Rodman Flender?! No offense to Rodman Flender, but why isn't Martin Scorcese up on this bitch? There is some Last Waltz level shit gonna go down in this motherfucker!

Making a film doesn’t violate the terms of O’Brien’s split from NBC, which gave him directly a $33 million severance package to vacate the Tonight Show hosting chair and stay off the air until the fall. Reports say he is getting close to signing a deal with Fox, one that could be announced as quickly as upfronts. But there might be other surprise moves for the chat host, so don't dress for the Fox launch just yet.

Good, I am just going to stay naked then.