As you know, it's Passover. And while I'm not Jewish, and I don't really know any Jewishists, my Mom listened to a lot of Neil Diamond when I was a kid, so I like to consider myself a bit of an authority on Jewish holidays. For example, Passover commemorates the time the Prophet Elijah chased all the snakes out of Israel. But if there's one thing Passover has always lacked, it's product tie-ins… until now.
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