There are two brand new episodes of Comedy Central Presents this Friday night starting at 11pm / 10c, and we've got a short interview from each of the comics. Keep a look out for one from Bret Ernst later this week, but first, here's one from Iliza Shlesinger, who you'll recognize as the winner of the sixth season of Last Comic Standing.

I'm a comedian and I'm…
…also a person

Word of advice…
…WORK (you said "word")

I'm not hilarious when…
…I've stubbed my toe

My secret is…
…I don't let my rice krispie treats cool before I eat them, I eat them right out of the pot.

Ninja and ninja punchlines…
…aren't funny.

It's inappropriate to…
…eh, lines are often blurred. Anything goes depending on the situation.

Imitation is…
…stealing

Most memorable heckle…
…last week when he wouldn't stop for 45 min and I, in a blind rage, jumped into the crowd, flipped a table and two chairs and tried to get his fat girlfriend to hit me so I could beat the living garbage out of her. Dude even sent me an apology email.

A memoir by you…
…Seeing the light, and not running from it

Soap box to haters…
…Yes, they're real. Deal with it.

Definition of road-tail…
…me sexually harassing my dog Blanche when we travel.

My extreme energy drink would be called…
OMGwhatAreYouGuysUpToLaterWannaHangOut OrGetManicureOrLike,SeeAMovieOrSomething, IgottaGoToTheGymNowButTextMeLaterAndWe'll GoLikeToABarOrPartyOrSomething.IHaveAShow Later,Ya'llWantTickets?It'sAGreatLineUp.I'llDoLike 20AndThenWeCanGoPartyOrSomething.IsItHotInHere?

How would you like the world to end?
Don't care as long as it doesn't hurt or result in me being alone or having to hunt.

Comedy Central Presents Iliza Shlesinger premieres Friday at 11:30pm / 10:30c. After the jump, you can see a clip and an exclusive video Iliza made.