The next South Park storyline is about Jimmy and Timmy competing to become champions of their handicapped summer camp. But really, all you need to know about it is that a shark whistle is somehow involved. Sure, there are a lot of questions. Does the shark whistle repel or attract sharks? Will I ever earn my father's respect? Will anyone ever love me? Granted, both of those questions aren't really related to the show and are just things I ask myself every time I look in the mirror, but they are questions nonetheless. Will you watch this clip of next week's South Park. Yes, you will, because you love South Park.

South Park airs Wednesday at 10pm / 9c, followed by an all-new Ugly Americans.