The next South Park storyline is about Jimmy and Timmy competing to become champions of their handicapped summer camp. But really, all you need to know about it is that a shark whistle is somehow involved. Sure, there are a lot of questions. Does the shark whistle repel or attract sharks? Will I ever earn my father's respect? Will anyone ever love me? Granted, both of those questions aren't really related to the show and are just things I ask myself every time I look in the mirror, but they are questions nonetheless. Will you watch this clip of next week's South Park. Yes, you will, because you love South Park.