As you may have heard, Stephen Hawking recently said he believes extra-terrestrials are out there, and if they ever come to Earth, we should be afraid, because they won't be here to make friends. Personally, I'm shocked. I cannot believe someone as esteemed as Stephen Hawking would sell himself out for what is clearly a viral campaign for ABC's V, Tuesdays at 10pm / 9c. Catch the Vever!

Every single previous installment of Stephen's long-running series Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole can be found below.

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