This Wednesday night at New York's Comic Strip Live, there's a stand-up show featuring such Comedy Central favorites as Pete Holmes, Amy Schumer, Kurt Metzger and Hannibal Buress. Best of all, if you mention "CC Insider" at the door, you can skip out on paying the cover charge.
Meanwhile, if you mention "Fidelio" at the door, you'll enter into a secret world of orgies, murder and intrigue. So, you know, choose wisely.
In either scenario, there will be a two drink minimum.
Anyway, the show starts at 8:30pm. For directions and whatnot, visit Comic Strip Live's website.