Last year a book came out listing the English language's 100 most beautiful words. "Fugacious" made the list. So did "mellifluous" and "tintinnabulation." But nowhere to be found was "fuck." Well fuck that. "Fuck" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, interjection, noun and pronoun. If that's not fucking beauti-fucking-ful, I don't fucking know what the fucking fuck fucking is. Stephen fucking Colbert fucking knows what the fuck I'm fucking talking the fuck about.
The Word: F#@k
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