I'd like to introduce you guys to my robot friend. Oh, the fun we have drinking beers and watching  games of sport. To be honest, he's not really my friend. He's actually a fictional cartoon character from the animated series Futurama. I call him my friend because I have no real friends. Anyway, we made this video highlighting Bender's best moments. If you're like me, you'll watch it, pretending you aren't dying a quiet lonely death inside. JK! I have friends! You guys are my friends! Watch it!

In conclusion, I wish Bender was my dad.

The one-hour season premiere of Futurama airs Thursday, June 24 at 10pm / 9c.