While there's not a lot of information surrounding Patton Oswalt's new book, it is exciting enough to warrant a full post. We don't know a ton about it yet, but here is what we do know:

1. It is Patton Oswalt's first book.

2. It is called Zombie Spaceship Wasteland.

3. It is Patton Oswalt's first book titled Zombie Spaceship Wasteland.

4. It comes out in almost exactly 5 months.

5. It is Patton Oswalt's first book titled Zombie Spaceship Wasteland that comes out in almost exactly 5 months.

6. Its listed price is $24.00. Canadians will probably have to pay more, because fuck Canada, right?

7. It is Patton Oswalt's first book titled Zombie Spaceship Wasteland that comes out in almost exactly 5 months and it's listed price is $24.00 and fuck Canada.

8. It's probably going to be pretty great.

9. It is Patton Oswalt's first book titled Zombie Spaceship Wasteland that comes out in almost exactly 5 months and it's listed price is $24.00 and fuck Canada and it is probably going to be pretty great.

And that is all we know about Patton Oswalt's first book titled Zombie Spaceship Wasteland that comes out in almost exactly 5 months and it's listed price is $24.00 and fuck Canada and it is probably going to be pretty great and I didn't use any copy-pasting in this entire post because I am dedicated to my craft! Whew!

[via Paste Magazine]