The last time I was roasted, it was by strangers in a bus station. Those bums made some pretty astute comments about how I live my life. Lucky for David Hasselhoff, he knows the identities of his roasters beforehand. But does he really know them? I've gone through the comedy archives and pulled out stand-up from roasters Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, Gilbert Gottfried and Whitney Cummings. The Hoff can study their moves and approaches, before they cut him apart at the Roast of David Hasselhoff this Sunday, August 15 at 10pm / 9c. Always know your attackers and never let them see you cry.

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