Brett Favre has once again unretired from football, or as it's known in Europe, soccer. And as with all of his past retirements and unretirements, it's certainly exciting–he's the best in the game–but rumors are now spreading that Favre may soon retire from retiring and unretiring, and those rumors are, of course, accompanied by rumors of Favre's subsequent unretirement from retiring. Retiring and unretiring from retiring and unretiring is a young man's game though, so you can't help but wonder how long it will be before Favre announces his retirement from retiring and unretiring from retiring and unretiring. Stephen Colbert knows what I'm talking about.

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