New episodes of Ugly Americans don't premiere for another 19 days, which is kind of a long time. But just be glad you're a human, because that's like 133 dog days or 475 mouse days. In the meantime, here's an advanced look at Tim, the character at the center of the first new episode. We'll have another exclusive look at the new episodes on Monday, or in eight housefly years.

All-new episodes of Ugly Americans return Wednesday, October 6 at 10:30pm / 9:30c, right after South Park. In the meantime, be sure to "like" Ugly Americans on Facebook.