Never one to not un-make bad on a promise, Stephen has decided to cast away the luxuries of the basic cable lifestyle and join the real Americans out there, the ones who are sneaking into the country so that they can pick our vegetable for 57¢ an hour.

In this clip, he gets the whole migrant worker plight rundown from Zoe Lofgren — who, it should be noted, is not the hot blue chick from Avatar but is the congressional representative of California's 16th district — with whom he makes a terror baby inside his brain…

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