Bad news for all the bad guys with basic cable out there. The giant floating head of Bruce Willis returns to The Daily Show this week in full Bruce Willis form — armed with two fists full of kick ass. Yippee ki yay, Mister Falcon!

Monday, October 4

Sam Harris – Co-founder of Project Reason and author of The Moral Landscape, which argues that science can answer moral questions better than religion. Is it just to kill one to save a million? And how long do I have to keep titrating this potassium permanganate until I find out?

Tuesday, October 5

Bruce Willis – Star of Die Hard, The Sixth Sense and the upcoming Red. Spoiler Alert: He was red the WHOLE TIME! Zoink!

Thursday, October 7

Naomi Watts – Star of Mulholland Drive and King Kong whose latest film — Fair Game — is about the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame. I can't imagine how many hours in the make-up chair it took to get her to look like Bob Novak.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm/10c.