Nobody ever wants to hear about your fetishes. Not your spouse, not your friends, not even your therapist. Though, in your therapist's defense, one of your fetishes involves doing some pretty irrevocable things to the plants in her waiting room. But Gil Ozeri is different. He'd love to hear your fetishes. In fact, if fans send their most bizarre fetishes to him at iknowgil@gmail.com, he'll choose one lucky fetishist's idea to use in a phone-sex prank on his upcoming album from Comedy Central Records. Here's a taste of his past work: